Brake Failure In Cayenne Launches First Car Funeral

A China man by the name of Hao Gang held a full-fledged vehicular funeral for his Porsche Cayenne yesterday conveniently placed right outside the garage that he claims caused the accident that got it there. According to reports by Fox News, Hao was driving with his wife in Changsta, China when his brakes failed, causing him to crash dead-on with the vehicle in front of him.

Photo Credit: Fox News
Photo Credit: Fox News

 

After checking with automotive experts on the cars anatomy, evidence shows that the brakes on the Cayenne had not been properly placed the right way and Hao immediately blamed the automotive shop that originally had installed them.

So far, the repair shop has not admitted fault in this incident and refuses to pay any kind of compensation to Hao. As a warning to others about the malpractice executed by the shop, Hao has made the outside of the shop the Cayenne’s final resting place and finds it “disrespectful” to take the battered car anywhere else.